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Absurd SMS |
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Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside … |
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NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter
PIN code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME. |
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't
cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly! |
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I'd ride u sitting, I'd ride u lying. If u were a bird I'd ride u
flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I'll dig u up and ride u
rotten. |
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DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone
Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS?
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Feeling stoned? feeling high? Fuck a duck and try to fly. |
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Don't drink water.… Fish fuck in it! |
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5 differences between Turkish en ET: ET looked better, ET learned
English, ET came alone, ET had his own bike and wanted to go home! |
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I
will leave, I can't find a brain. |
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I don't love. I don't care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies
I don't cry, I just fuck another guy. |
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Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you. |
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Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself. |
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Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. i don't scream, i
don't cry. i thank the lord that cow's can't fly! |
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Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't… |
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I'm popey the sailorman, I'm member of the klu klux clan, when I pull
the triger, I kill a fucking nigger. I'm popey the sailor man, toet toet. |
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I met a boy in the states i give him my hart he gave me aids. |
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Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. Shut up, Albert… |
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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* How to keep an idiot entertained *press up* |
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The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAVE-SEX.
Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive. |
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