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Girl: Im
like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can
I try?(touches d breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet! |
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Luv D Way
It Rubs Against D Soft Pink Flesh N Makes A Creamy Foamy Liquid As It
Thrusts In&Out,Up&Down,Can`T Wait 4 Next Time.Luv My Toothbrush. |
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Rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls in river.rooster cant stop
laughin.wats D moral?whereva therZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock |
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Son on his
honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM:Put ur biggest thng on
her hairiest thng. SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what? |
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A husband
was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I
can find a phone. |
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Q:Who is
stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains on her
chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane. |
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The sky is
blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the louder the scream,louder the
scream the better the fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck |
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Man says
to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always
look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it
enlarged |
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Nipple
Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up above the chest so high,
always milky never dry. Let me suck you, dont feel shy. |
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