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When geese fly in a "V", why is
one side longer?
Because there are more geese on
that side |
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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work |
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What did the turkey say to the
chicken?
Gobble gobble |
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Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break |
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Which side of the chicken has
he most feathers?
The outside |
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Doctor, I can t stop behaving
like a dog.
How long have you been acting this way?
Since I was a puppy! |
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Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip! |
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Q : What do stylish frogs wear?
A : Jumpsuits! |
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Q : What did the frog order at
McDonald's?
A : French flies and a diet Croak |
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Q : How does a frog feel when
he has a broken leg?
A : Unhoppy |
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Q : What goes, 99-thump,
99-thump, 99-thump &
A : A centipede with a wooden leg |
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Q : What do you get from a
pampered cow?
A : Spoiled milk. |
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What kind of work does a weak
cat do?
A : Light mouse work |
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Q : How do you identify a bald
eagle?
A : All his feathers are combed over to one side |
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How do you circumcise a whale?
A : You need at least four skin divers |
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