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Q : Why did the blonde tip-toe
past the medicine cabinet?
A : So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills |
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Q : What do you call four
Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A : Far-from-thinking |
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Q : Why can't blondes put in
light bulbs?
A : They keep breaking them with the hammers. |
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She sent me a fax with a stamp
on it. |
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She thought a quarterback was a
refund. |
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She tripped on the cordless
phone |
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She put lipstick on her
forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind |
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She took a ruler to bed to see
how long she slept |
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At the bottom of the
application where it says "sign here", she put Leo |
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If she spoke her mind, she
would be speechless |
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When she heard that 90% of all
crimes were around the home, she moved |
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Q : What happened to the blonde
tap dancer?
A : She slipped off and fell down the drain |
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Did you hear about the blonde
that got an AM radio?
It took her months to figure out she could use it at night |
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Why did the blonde stare at the
frozen orange juice? Because it said "concentrate" |
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What do you call 9 blondes
standing in a circle? A dope ring |
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Why can't blondes be
pharmacists?
Because they can t fit the bottle in the typewriter
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What did the blonde say when
she looked into a box of Cheerios?
OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!! |
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What are two reasons why
blondes don't mind their own business? No mind. No business
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Why did 18 blondes go to a
movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed |
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Two blondes were driving to
Tokyo Disneyland when they saw a sign that read, "Tokyo Disneyland
Left", so they turned around and went home |
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Why did the blonde dye her hair red? Instant
Intelligence!
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it
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