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Clinton Jokes |
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Q : What was yesterday's
Washington Post Headline?
A : Bush Beats Clinton |
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Q : Why was Monica Lewinsky
transferred from the White House to the Pentagon?
A : She was traded for two brunettes and a redhead to be named later. |
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"One thing's for sure about
Clinton...
He sure doesn't neglect domestic affairs!" |
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Q : Why does Clinton wish he
was like Ted Kennedy?
A : Cause Kennedy has an ex-wife and a dead girlfriend |
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Q : How does Bill keep Monica
Lewinsky away from the White House?
A : He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride
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Q : What did Clinton say to
Gore about the whole affair?
A : Pardon me |
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