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Cool Jokes |
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MATCHES |
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MuM: Have you brought the
matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up
all the fire macthes... It's working. |
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KNOWING
YOURSELF |
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Make
yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know
someone else and expect them to know you. |
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WHO YOU
TRUST |
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There's
always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep
on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time
around. |
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GRATEFUL
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Maybe God
wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so
that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
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WASTING
YOUR TIME |
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Don't
waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on
you. |
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THE WORLD
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To the
world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world
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FIRST SIGHT |
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FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW,
I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL
kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~ |
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VALUE OF
LOVE |
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LovE is
Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not
hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...
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STILL
LOVING U |
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I håtê
Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê
okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó SaY
gooDbYê... |
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NEWSPAPER
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Some
newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true.
What is it? >>> Date <<< |
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NEVER
REGRET WHAT YOU DO |
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Don't
regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I
LOVE U' to your loved one! |
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YOUR
FUTURE |
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The
brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get
on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.
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UNTIL IT'S GONE |
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It's true that we don't know
what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know
what we've been missing until it arrives. |
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NEEDS
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Every girl
wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls
to meet his one need. |
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HUGGING
YOU |
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Last night
I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream
about my pillow and I'd be hugging you. |
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CHARACTER
VS REPUTAION |
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Be MorE
Concerned AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR
CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!!
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1
HEARTBEAT |
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When I
look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a
lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!
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GIRLS ARE
LIKE... |
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Girls are
like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the
wrong button you'll be disconnected! |
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LOVE IS SO CONFUSING
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Love makes life so confusing
but without love would you want to live? |
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IT'S OVER
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Don't cry
because it's over, smile because it happend. |
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IDIOT
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It's
better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and
prove it. |
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REALITY
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Love Is
When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A
Dream. |
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FORGET ME
NOT |
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Under the
sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the
envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget
me not' |
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LIVE YOUR LIFE |
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When u were born, u were crying
and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're
the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying.. |
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MAKE THE
BEST OF IT |
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The
happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they
just make the most of everything that comes along their way...
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LIFETIME
GUARANTEE |
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I got
nothing else 2 offer, so 2 U, it's luv I going 2 send. It's nothing tat
I borrowed, it's nothing I’d lend. This luv I’m sending has a Lifetime
Guarantee! |
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COMPUTER
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A good
friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format'
ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u
from my memory! |
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TEARS
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Don't cry
for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make
one cries.. |
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SEAT BELT
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A Short
thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N
enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty
mind. |
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DESSERTS |
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When you are feeling stressed
and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled
backwards.. it's a piece of cake! |
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MEMORIES
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Memories
is treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal.
Some'll forget you when you are gone, but I'll remember you no matter
how long. |
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DON'T BE
SAD |
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If someone
comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she
could not stay, don't be too sad... be glad that your paths have
crossed. |
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SHINING
STAR |
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You're
like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me,
you makes everything seems so rite... |
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SHE..
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She
BlinDeD mE wiTh hEr LigHT, it'S SucH A beaUtiFuL SigHt... The WaY She
MoVes Is LiKe An AngEl... ShE gOt Me WaLkiNg On Air. |
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I FELL FOR
YOU |
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Excuse me,
do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
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RUNNING |
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aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve
BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg! |
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911
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Why can't
a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!
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FRIENDS
ALWAYS |
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In this
WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE.
You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
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WHY IS HE
NOT MINE... |
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wOrLd iS
cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN,
fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...
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DON'T WANT
TO LOST YOU |
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If yöü cän
bé ävöìdéd sìmply by clösìng r éyés, I wöüldn't blìnk ät äll for I dönt
wänt to lét ä sécönd päss hävìng löst ä höñey lìké YÖü!
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CAN'T LET
U GO |
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Höld ä
trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé
ìn ä lìfétìmé. Thåt's why ì'm höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go
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NOT TOO YOUNG |
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No one is too young for love,
because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from
your heart, which knows no age. |
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ANGEL
FRIENDS |
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I believe
in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I
call them my best friends. |
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I FOUND U
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Love is
like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in
between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I
found U. |
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NEVER END
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If I had a
single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden
forever, never finding the end. |
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IT HURTS
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It hurts
to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to
love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.
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SMILE
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You do not
know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart
begins to smile. |
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FORGET YOU |
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It takes a minute to have a
crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes
a lifetime to forget someone. |
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IT NEVER
SEEMS TO LAST |
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I'm scared
to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in
love... it never seems to last. |
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MY HEART
BREAKS |
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I could
fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not
understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as
it hits the ground. |
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A MILLION
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A million
words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither
would a million tears. I know, because I've cried. |
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SWEETEST
THING |
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Once Upon
a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever
could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.
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FALL IN
LOVE |
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People say
you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love
all over again. |
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CRYING FOR |
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I cry 4 the times U were almost
mine. I cry 4 the memories I've left behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost,
the old, the new. I cry 4 the times I thought I had U. |
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CRAZY FOR
YOU |
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I'm crazy
for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone
like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for
you. |
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NOT TO
FADE |
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Looking
back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want
these memories to fade. |
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YOU ARE
THE ONE |
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You asked
me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant was no one
but you. |
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SLEEP
FOREVER |
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If the
only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep
forever. |
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LOVE IS TO
THINK |
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Love is to
think about someone else more times in a day than you think about
yourself. |
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IN LOVE WITH YOU |
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There are times when I fall in
love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love
with you. |
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SOMEONE
ELSE |
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The
hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.
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MASTERPIECE |
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God
created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a
masterpiece. |
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OUT OF MY
CONTROL |
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Meeting
you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with
you was completely out of my control. |
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MEMORY
LASTS FOREVER |
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A memory
lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and
never say good bye. |
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HEART TO
CIRCLE |
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Always
draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because
hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending. |
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