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*Newsflash*
The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach.
The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's
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farmer Joneshas
got no sheep,
isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field
he's got no sheep to shag |
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At this moment 5
million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party
and one sad fucker is reading this SMS |
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how do you keep
an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later
!!! |
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sex is like
maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes, divide the legs...
and MULTIPLY! |
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whats the
difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large
tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts! |
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mary had a
little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see
if they would fuck! |
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Mary had a
smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the
back and stick it up her arsehole! |
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Yo mama's so
ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her. |
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Your
birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.
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Your teeth are
so yellow, ican't believe it's not butter!!! |
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Group of sheep
in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up
your get us all shot. |
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Mary had 2
little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and
mouth and now they're black andcrispy. |
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Pleas turn your
mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
370HSSV 0773H |
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This time im
sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it
i
i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love young girls with Shaven Pussys! |
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what did the
blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? don't know
they never met! |
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This is your
mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your
phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you
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What is the difference between blondes and
traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop |
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mary had a little lamb,its name was little
ralph,its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth |
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last night I lay in my bed looking at the
beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought where the fuck
is my roof?? |
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How many letters are in the Alphabet??
Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him! |
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Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt
kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss
me BABE im vacinated! |
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ba ba white
sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass
burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie |
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!!News flash!!
Indian earthquake kills 50 000!
USA sending food.
Australia sendingclothes.
britain sending ... ... ... Replacements |
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