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How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her. |
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Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb. |
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He took me from a bar. He took me in his car.
He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a
bottle of wine! |
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