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Friendship Jokes |
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FRIENDS
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True
friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are
like leaves... they are scattered everywhere. |
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SUBSCRIBER
CANNOT BE REACHED |
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If you
need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me,
come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE
REACHED! |
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PRICELESS
GIFT |
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FriEndSHiP
iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An
UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~! |
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FRIENDSHIP
IS.... |
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FRIENDSHIP
isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U
UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how
U hold oN!!! |
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F.U.C.K
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REMEMBER:
if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for
FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
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FRIENDSHIP TEST...
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thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't
cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat
dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe... |
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COMPARE |
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FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It
is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS
HAVE GROWN... |
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FRIENDS 4
LIFE |
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Without
humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is
hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
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COMPUTER
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A good
friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format'
ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u
from my memory! |
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FRIENDS
ALWAYS |
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In this
WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE.
You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
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ANGEL
FRIENDS |
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I believe
in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I
call them my best friends. |
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OUT OF MY
CONTROL |
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Meeting
you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with
you was completely out of my control. |
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MEMORY LASTS FOREVER
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A memory lasts forever, and
never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
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FRIENDSHIP |
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The ship
that will never sink is my friendship with you. |
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NEVER
SPLIT |
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I met U as
a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our
friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will
meet again. |
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NEVER LOSE
TRUE FRIENDS |
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I always
thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving
a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true
friends. |
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WITHOUT A
FRIEND LIKE U |
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EveRyDay I
seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE
woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U... |
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BEHIND
YOU |
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DuRiNg OuR
FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt
U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...
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NAKED |
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GUY: If I could see you naked,
I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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MAKING
LOVE |
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After
making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong.
U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is
tissue...tissue...plsss!!! |
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KISS
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A peach is
a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.
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PAINTING
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A man was
looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves
covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng
4 autumn. |
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FALLING
APART |
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Its been a
rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I
picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the
bathroom. |
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HOME EARLY
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1 day as I
came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy,
'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home
early.' |
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NEVER LOSE ME! |
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We gain and lose things every
day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be
there as a friend! |
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BEST FREN
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A true
friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
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SHOOTING
STARS |
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The times
we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really
beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends
forever~!!! |
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KEEPING A
FRIEND |
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KeEping a
FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I
may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping
U.. |
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PROMISE
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We've
known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by
DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime
PROMISE! |
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FLOWER
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If friends
were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden &
cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
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A RING |
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A ring is round and has no
end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend. |
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WONDERFUL
FRIEND |
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There is a
gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of
a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u! |
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WAT U SEE
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Wat u see
as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies
although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my
heart! |
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FATE 2B
FRIENDS |
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A friend
is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life
to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship
between us. |
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NICE
FRIENDS |
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A day is
going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my
everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet
dreams... |
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FRIENDS
LIKE HAIR |
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Friends
are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$
you can buy them back. |
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RING
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I wish I
were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her
rear I'd see the promised land.... |
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KISS MY
ASS |
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The fluffy
clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning
dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!
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FRIENDS |
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Time might lead me to nowhere;
Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my
life's journey I found a friend like U... |
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RULES TO
BE HAPPY |
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6 rules to
be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live
simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
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BE MY
FRIEND |
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If U need
a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st
step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.
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GOOD
TASTE |
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A phone is
a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a
form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem GOOD TASTE!
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ABOUT ME
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Handsome,
Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming,
Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you? |
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NIGHT
PRAYER |
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Dear God,
thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't
make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen. |
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PATH OF FRIENDSHIP
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The sun is glazing, upon the
sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that
it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :) |
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OLD
FRIENDS |
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Never
abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine:
it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get
OLDER. |
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PRICETAGS
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GOD is so
wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He
did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!! |
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MY BRA
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a gd
friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive,
and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)
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AS LONG
AS.... |
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As long as
we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow
awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
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LEAVING
FOOTPRINTS |
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Many
people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will
leave footprints in your heart. |
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ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU...
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Friends are like stars. You
can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
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FRIENDSHIP MEANS... |
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I want u 2
know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I
laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again..
hahaha |
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WHAT YOU
SAY |
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Everyone
hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends
listen to what you don't say... |
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