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I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.

A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

So many of us either fear tmr or regret yesterday. But I won't fear tmr, if I get 2 b ur fren 4ever, and I don't regret yesterday, coz 1 yesterday, I met u.

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway

Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough cash you can buy them back.

Without humor, life sucks. Without Love, Life seems hopeless. But without a friend like you, life is nearly impossible.

Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so my friend stay wasted all the time, and have the time of your life!

A faithful friend is worth more than all the gold in the world.

Love is only chatter, it's your friends that really matter.

I've nothing to offer so it's love I'm going to send. It's nothing that I've borrowed, nor nothing that I'd lend. This love that I send comes with my Lifetime Guarantee.

It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.

Friendships multiply joys and divide griefs.

Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!

Friendship is a sheltering tree.

I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends. Each day I tell those Angels, you are my best of friends.

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.

True friends warm the heart, make you laugh, smile...yes, you are a true friend.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway

Your the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.

I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh..if you jump out the window I look down then....I laugh again :-)

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.

Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.

The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.

Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.

My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life?

Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!

I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.

Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.

Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

Life is not easy, and it will never be, but remember you've got friends, and one of them is me!

Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!

Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

Umm...your .... ZIP is open...I'm not as dumb as you look.

A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.

Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things.

You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!

Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!

No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....

My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.

When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.

who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !

I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...
when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!!

A friend is someone who knows when you need her...

A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.

If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.

When it is raining setbacks, use your smile as an umbrella!

A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it

Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend.

I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.

A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.

Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

He was very lonely. The only type he knew was his blood type.

I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.

I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital.

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.

One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.

People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!

A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.

They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”

Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.

In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.

A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

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