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As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition |
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She's angrier than a Bear with a sore head |
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She's dressed up like a Dogs dinner |
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About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican. |
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He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery |
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She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers |
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She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard! |
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He's tighter than a photo finish. |
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He's sweating more than a Dog in a restaraunt |
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He's got a head balder than a baby's arse. |
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He's got the dress sense of an Oxfam model. |
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He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's
thumb. |
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Last time I saw a face like that it was
hanging at the Hunter's Lodge. |
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As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat
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It's colder than a penguin's bollocks |
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She's got a face like a picture - it needs hanging |
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You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier |
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She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard |
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As rare as a Blonde virgin |
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I've seen more hair on a billiard ball |
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He's as camp as a row of tents |
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I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box |
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They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up |
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As useful as a grave robber in a crematorium |
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You could park a bike on that bum |
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He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank |
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He's got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure |
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Whiter than a pair of Snow White's knickers |
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About as innocent as a Nun doing pressups in a Cucumber field |
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They've got a picture of her at the hospital - it saves using the
stomach pump |
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