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Lights on, door open, nobody at home |
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As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar |
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He's as bent as a butchers hook |
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He's as happy as a Pig in $hit |
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About as welcome as a fart in a telephone box |
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About as subtle as a flying brick |
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She's got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum |
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She's more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a
room full of rocking chairs |
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As tight as a Camels arse in a Sand-storm |
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She's stroked more wood than a Furniture
Polisher |
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About as interesting as watching paint dry |
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Av seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard
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I've seen better hands on a clock |
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As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market |
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He's as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day |
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She's got half the Black Forest hanging out of her armpits |
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As nervous as a turkey at Christmas |
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She's seen more ceilings than Michelagelo |
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She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel |
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She's as fit as a butchers dog |
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She's got a face squeezed like a squeezed tea bag |
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As useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse |
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His nose is snottier than a frog in a blender |
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Uglier than a hatfull of assholes |
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As rare as a brass monkey's bollocks |
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As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner |
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This guy is all foam, no beer |
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As worn out as a cucumber in a convent |
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About as useless as a jam sandwidch to a drowning rabbit |
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A legend in his own mind... |
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He's an expert on padded cells |
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He couldnae engineer his way outta paper bag! |
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